Goku: "Vegita, you should reconsider. Knight to C-6 allows for mate in 14 moves."
Goku: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."
Goku: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"
Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."
Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
Goku: "I'm converting to Judaism."
Goku: "Did you know that in some countries in Africa, children don't even have enough food to live?"
Goku: "Chi-chi, for our anniversary, I got reservations at the most exclusive restaurant in town. Afterwards, we can take luxuriously calm carriage ride through the park, and retire in the hot springs of Hakone."
Goku: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"
Goku: "How would you like to go on a field trip... In my pants!?"
Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"
Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."
Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"
Gohan: "Why are almost all of these quotes about sex?"
Goten: "I can't get any play!"
Goten: "My spider sense is tingling! Did anybody order a web-slinger?"
Goten: "Yes, I'll admit it. I was using our internet connection to download at pornography."
Chi-chi: "Goku, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
Chi-chi: "C'mon Goku, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
Chi-chi: "Goku, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."
Chi-chi: "Oh, I've got an idea. Goku, why don't you go battle that villain who blew up half the Earth, and why don't you accompany your father, Gohan."
Mr. Popo: "Kami-sama, after much thought, I've decided to join the Nation of Islam."
Mr. Popo: "No, I won't rebuild your palace for you again, Kami 'I won't get my precious little green hands dirty' sama."
Kami-sama: "Actually, I never really liked that 'Goku' character from day one."
Kami-sama: "If only I had a woman..."
Vegita: "This blush really accentuates my cheeckbones."
Vegita: "Wow, with life perspective, this whole 'saiya-jin pride' mumbo-jumbo seems totally pointless."
Vegita: "You know what they say about guys wil big foreheads..."
Vegita: "To make up for all I've done, I'm going to become a charity worker for children's aid."
Vegita: "Goku, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Oh, I'm so sorry."
Vegita: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
Vegita: "I really ought to see a barber."
Vegita: "Wow, pulling nosehairs is tremendously painful!"
Vegita: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."
Vegita: "Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do... SHOP!"
Brolly: "Maybe I should lay off the Weight Gainer's 2000 formula."
Brolly: "You know what would be really cool? Imagine what I would look like with red contact lenses!"
Brolly: "They don't call me 'the muscles from Brussels' for nothing."
Paragus: "Hey, Brolly, get this! Your name resembles the word Broccoli, and mine resembles Asparagus! Guess we have more in common than being father and son, eh?"
Kuririn: "I am SO sexy."
Kuririn: "All my life I've been in Goku's shadow. This is going to end here and now!"
Kuririn: "Perhaps I should reconcile with Piccolo in order to lead a less stressful life."
Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
Kuririn: "If you're looking to talk about the nasty, call 1-900..."
Mutenroshi: "Kuririn, please. I'm not interested in lurid pictures of women."
Mutenroshi: "No, it's OK Bulma. Put your bra back on and let's talk this through."
Mutenroshi: "If you think I'm good looking now, you've gotta see me with my shades on."
Bulma: "Alright Roshi, you, me, and the bathroom. Let's go!"
Bulma: "I could drop you like a sac of potatoes!"
Bulma: "Computer? What the hell is that?"
Bulma: "I'm considering going with a more conversative, brunette look."
Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
Piccolo: "Cowardice really turns me on."
Piccolo: *Points towards to women in a quarrel* "Catfight! Mee-oww!"
Piccolo: "My therapist says I need a vacation. I'm thinking about Hawaii."
Piccolo: "Damn, Chi-chi is a FOX!"
Dende: "I feel like doing something really evil."
Cell: "Fighting sucks. Let's go to the movies."
Cell: "Goku, I swear! You are the living image of my ex!"
Cell: "...for better or for worse. Until death do us part..."
Cell: "Onigiri, enough for everyone! I made them myself!"
Cell: "You know, I'm beginning to think that green really isn't my color."
Buu: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner! That is what I'd really like to be..."
Buu: "Just more of me to go around. Just more of me to go around."
Nappa: "Am I cute or what?"
Nappa: "If only I had joined the Hair Club For Men, I could have kept that dashingly handsome look that I had in my earlier days. Start before it's too late!"
Radditz: "My secret? Well let's just say that every serious fighter starts their day with Cheerios."
Radditz: "It takes a special kind of shampoo to keep my shoulders free of dandruff."
Captain Ginyuu: "Alright Goku! We'll start on 3. Remember, let's keep this fight fair and square."
Captain Ginyuu: "At first I thought that these horns would prevent me from ever landing a model career, but after I got my headshots at "Andy's Headshots" things rapidly picked up pace!"
Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"
Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore."
Kaio-sama: "Did any of you see Seinfeld last night? Now THAT was funny!"
Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."
Kaio-sama: "Kaio can't think of another quote to put here and he is getting tired of updating this section."
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